I was standing in a line outside a large revival meeting and saw a couple of guys dressed in immaculate suits loudly proclaiming to everyone that would listen that we are all going to hell because we don't believe that the King James Version is the only true bible.
I walked up and asked them a question- "So if I go to China, do I have to teach them 17th century Elizabethan English before I can tell them about Jesus, or would a bible translated into Mandarin be ok?"
They both looked at me for a moment, and then said...."But....my pastor says...."
:/