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A Horse Named Jenny
« on: September 21, 2013, 09:13:28 AM »
A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him around the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied: "That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it , that I found in your pants pocket." The man then said' "When i was at the races last week JENNY was the name of the horse I bet on.' "The wife apologized and went on with the housework.

Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious, upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. "Your horse phoned."
"I am the way and the truth and the life.  No one comes to the Father except by me."  Jn.14:6.

 

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